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Windup Girl Wound me up

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This past weekend I finished Paolo Bacigalupi’s The Windup Girl from NightShade Books. I’ve waited a bit to write this because I wanted to let the story settle some and I didn’t want to write on that initial lump in my throat that might have made this a much more angry posting.

So to the setting, not the story the setting. Mr. Bacigalupi’s setting in The Windup Girl is a mish-mash of several sub-genres that can be described best as a post-environmental-dystopian-steampunk-future. At first, it does not sound like it can work but believe me it does. The story is set in a Thailand after a series of global viruses, oil shortages, pestilence, war, etc. Essentially a series of global calamities has reverted the world back to a closed door policy across the globe. But this is not a Victorian steampunk novel, and as such there is a whole cluster of generippers, virologists, and bionetic engineers who are trying to genetically re-engineer crops to be plague resistant. This type of science brings us around to the title name, The Windup Girl. A windup is a vat grown humanoid genetically engineered to pick up the gap left in the workforce after a century of disease and famine has nullified them. Some windups are engineered with 10 arms as very efficient crop pickers, some are military units designed for war. A windup girl therefore is a whore, typically of Japanese make (because the Japanese are always ahead in weird sex-tech I guess). Regardless of their type a windup is naturally resistant to the various plagues and famines that have befallen the world, but they are infertile. And more importantly, windup girls are made for beauty, meaning their skin lack pores, so they overheat. And so they can be told from the regular people they have a natural shutter-stop motion to their movements that I imagine would be like watching bad stop motion animation.

Instead of a heavy reliance on steam power, and as an inferior answer to the lack of oil based fuels, almost everything is ran from ‘kink-springs.’ Yeah everything is spring based. I know it sounds fishy now, but trust me, Bacigalupi pulls it off, and well.

There was a lot of trepidation involved starting this book initially, but the setting really saved me from this, and I am glad it did. I went in blind, however, not knowing much about this book aside from the recent Nebula award nod. That was probably a mistake, I should have looked a little more into the book before grabbing it up. So for your sake here is the shit you need to know:

  • this story is not an environmental dystopian parlaying the fears of current world bullshit
  • this setting is an environmental dystopian parlaying the fears of current world bullshit
  • the setting is awesome… you will love it
  • this is an identity searching story
  • there are no Mary Sue’s (can’t stand them)
  • it does get exciting in the last quarter of the book

The story here left me feeling a little disappointed, it’s not that great. And when you have it standing up in comparison to the amazing setting that is woven through the book, and the Nebula win, it is just downright lacking. This is not to say that the story is bad, just that you can tell that Mr. Bacigalupi has spent far more time in the setting, having at least two other short stories in this world and I would imagine at least one of his unpublished novels falls in this category as well. Some of the side plots seemed to be more woven around the setting as opposed to the main plot line, you know who you are Jaidee. Basically his time was spent making the world and it shows. This book would have rocked my world if he had played to that more I think.

Overall I think you should read this book if you like dystopians, or Dick-ensian futures. If you are looking for a griping environmental thriller read it. If you have never heard of Paolo Bacigalupi and have never read his short stories, put the book down and read his short stories, primarily The Calorie Man and Yellow Card Man find them both here. If you haven’t read either of these and are not a dystopian fan run to the store and find those stories.

I give it a 3/5 for story and a 5/5 for setting.

What’s next?chart

So I have stepped up my fiction intake somewhat and have finally started reading epubs on my Motorola Droid last 129131week. I have been using the Word-Player app (QR Link to the right) as my primary reader and I love it. The format lends itself very well to short fiction and I read a number of shorts on it last week. I also started The State of the Art by Iain M. Banks on it last Friday and have been very pleased with it so far. I can’t tell you how refreshing it is to 51D5wpcgF1Lget back to the Culture series.

I also signed up for Audible last week and started listening to Feed by Mira 6381205Grant thanks to the new Audible Android app that is in beta.  I’m really digging Feed as it is set post  zombie infection and followers a trio of bloggers through a presidential campaign fraught with, what else, zombies.

In addition to these I am reading Gail Carriger’s first novel, Soulless. This is a quirky Victorian steampunk supernatural detective story that is very enjoyable so far.

Gaming with Skype

Skype-Headset I am, at heart, a tabletop RPG’er. After some devastating personal calamities (Hurricane Ike) We decided to move further inland to escape potential hurricanes and flooding. In the process I left behind the majority of my friends and every tabletop gamer I knew. Instead for almost two years I have not gamed, I have dreamt about it, bought books that will likely never get used, etc.

So bearing that in mind this is about gaming using Skype as a connection tool. Skype, for those of you who do not know is a simple VOIP solution provided for free (or for very little cost), that will allow you to make Skype-to-Skype calls (free) or calls from Skype to a regular landline or cell ($$$) phone. The free and easy to use bit is what is important to remember here.

After some looking around I found some guys that actually have done this quite successfully and have posted the sessions in a podcast format. The guys over at Nerdbound did it in a few episodes of their awesome podcast while running a game of FFG’s Rogue Trader for the Warhammer 40k universe. I was really surprised and delighted to see that these sessions went off without much trouble, and this really brought this more to the fore-front of my mind so far as gaming. Also, Daniel Perez listed pros and cons of using Skype in his blog in January this year.

There are some some things that I noticed and wanted to comment on, Daniel I’m not trying to copy you man.

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So if you are not sitting face-to-face with another human being while gaming the first thing  that will pop into most GM’s minds is the subject of dice rolls. After thinking about this for a bit I’ve come up with a few solutions.

  • Honesty – It isn’t hard to make the argument that the most fun and enjoyable gaming experiences center around some really bad rolling. Knowing this it would seem anathema to purposefully fudge rolls since the GM and other players can’t see you dice. We all know what this is like, and we have all played with those people. The game is more about winning every combat and skill check rather than having a great time. To be quite honest, this is likely to be my personal solution to the majority of rolls made. However, I can imagine a time when a particularly important roll needs to be made, and more for dramatic effect than anything else, the entire group would watch it. Which brings me to…
  • Communal Dice Rollers – The most simple of which is done by CatchYourHare.com. Graham over there has a web based simple die roller that will allow other people to see your rolls when the same password has been entered. Another app worth looking at is Hamete Virtual Dice Server, this allows members to view a real time log of dice rolls. And the Dice Room at rpgp.org.
  • Virtual Tabletops… more on these later.

Maps

Fasdal_city_map Another concern of remote gaming, I just thought of that one, is the maps of encounters and what not that invariably go with any RPG.

  • Virtual Tabletops
  • Communal Maps – I’ll call them this at least for lack of a better phrase. The only one worth mentioning that I am aware of is RPTools’s MapTool which will allow you to create a map and then start a server app which players can log into. There is a lot of flexibility with this app and I know it does have chat built in and can do macros, but I am not certain if the macros will do dice rolls. If it does then it is a serious plus.
  • Go without – There is the possibility of being able to run the session without any maps, relying instead on the descriptions set down by the GM. This is not entirely undoable, but maps would be nice in some situations.
  • Post online – GM’s could load their encounter maps on a private server and dole out the links as needed via the Skype chat. Or the maps could be in a locked forum post that the GM would provide a password for when needed. This isn’t too bad an idea actually, but then players lose the ability to place tokens on the map reflecting their positions.

Technical Issues

Since this is Skype, there are a few quirks that will need to be overcome. First off, if someone has a significant drop in bandwidth Skype will drop a user from the conversation, or severely cut back the call quality. If multiple people start talking all at once, it seems that the loudest person get the floor and all others are either muted, or cutoff while he speaks. So it is fairly important to only talk once at a time or someone will get cut off. There is a reliance on tech that Daniel Perez brings up, but honestly that isn’t that big a deal for me or the guys I typically would game with.

Video

webcam This is something that is generally not covered by VTT’s in general, I’m leaving out iTableTop here of course, and would make things even more simple in an session. Skype does provide video conferencing, however again we have to rely on the parties all having webcams and the drain on bandwidth is significantly more while using it.

Virtual Tabletops

There are a number of virtual tabletop applications that would allow for a group to meet, share a map, chat, and dice roller all in one. Many of these are subscription based and are therefore quite costly to implement for the common 4-5 man group. Some of the ones that I am aware of are below. There is a more comprehensive list, however, at RPGVirtualTableTop.com.

  • OpenRPG – Free – This guy has been around for a bit, and I do like it, but the map is somewhat difficult to learn. There is a lot of flexibility in this platform but it hasn’t been updated since 2009 I think.
  • GameTable – Free – I actually like this one as well. Lots of freedom to add macros and the map is really easy to use.
  • RPGTonight – Free – This is a web-based solution that seems interesting, but I have not played with it enough to really say if it will work or not.
  • iTabletop -- This is the guy I have been following for quite awhile, but unfortunately my laptop run 64-bit Windows that iTabletop does not run on. There is a complete re-write call SilverTable that will allow it to run on virtually all platforms, but it is still in development. Also, this guy isn’t cheap.
  • Battlegrounds – This is the grand-daddy of VTT’s and is designed to be ran basically via chat without voice. Again this is a somewhat costly guy but it does virtually everything you could want.
  • FantasyGrounds II – I haven’t tried this for awhile but this is the same, basically don’t crucify me for saying this, as Battlegrounds.

Conclusion

Skype as a gaming platform does seem like it is a viable choice on its own. And when coupled with some of the other free tools listed above this seems to be a worthwhile replacement to face-to-face gaming.

All that remains now is to get some guys together and try it out. I’ll update periodically with progress on how this turns out.

Tragedy Averted!

sony-prs505-image So yesterday I added some more books to my Sony Ereader, nothing special. I use Calibre as my EBook management software for reasons that are apparent to anyone who has used the Sony Reader Library, it fucking sucks.

So after transferring my files and disconnecting the USB cable, the Ereader  could no longer read the SD card. OK, no real big deal, I’ll format the card and replace the books on it, it was getting bloated with read books anyway. I thought the SD might not be loading properly because of a corrupt .lrf file in it. So I had reloaded it and put it the device main memory.

Five minutes later and the now, the Ereader not only doesn’t see the SD card, it is stuck in a perpetual loop of starting up! So now the damn thing is not reading it’s memory or the SD card. This must be a corrupt file somewhere, so I deleted the media.xml files I found on the main memory, and reformatted the SD card as FAT. Still no good. OK, now I’m panicking.pissed-off-kitty

I downloaded the firmware app for the Ereader and attempted to update that thinking the device just needed a swift kick in the pants and it would be working fine. Well, Sony’s firmware update tool would not update because it was already the latest version. Now I’m mad. 

There is a typical pinhole Reset back on the device. So I push that in with a lead pencil, and restart it. No progress. Well after a bit of research, that you MobileRead forums, there is a fucking 2 nanosecond window after the “Starting…” screen disappears that you can stick a USB cable into it and it will go the USB connected page.

After 20 minutes of what I will refer to as practice for the Big Show, I finally had it connected. I deleted everything I could find, disconnected and restarted the Ereader. It started! A glimmer of hope in this nightmare of a situation! IT WASN’T BRICKED YET!

So now I fired Calibre back up connected the device spent a crap load of time updating meta data and cover art and all sorts of shit for the books I was going to put on there and sent them over.

It fucked up again…

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Well at this point I’m certain that the issue is Calibre, so I figure I will just reconnect and then use the Sony app to load the books. After 10 minutes of practice, I manage to make the 2 nanosecond window and get the device connected. Wiped the memory, formatted the SD card. Started the Sony Library app.

Unhandled Exception.

Uninstalled Sony Library crap. Downloaded it. installed it, had to make that 2 nanosecond window again because evidently Sony doesn’t like the device plugged in at this time. Then used the app to pass my ebooks over to the Ereader.  At this point I was already browsing for other Ereaders just in case this shit all failed and I broke the damn device over my knee in a fit of tech induced rage.

Surprisingly everything worked like it should for once, and I tentatively unplugged the Ereader and said a little prayer to Hermes, The Dude, He Who Makes Tech Work, and others and unplugged the Ereader and restarted it. For the first time in about 3 hours, it started without issue amd I was happy once again.

The moral of the story? Fucking update Calibre when it tell you to.

The Droid Cometh

So yesterday I received my first phone upgrade in almost 2 years, Verizon's new Motorola Droid. So far there really are only two things that I can say negative about it. 1. The antenna is noticeably weaker than it was in my Blackberry 8830. However, the 8830 has the best cellular antenna on any phone I have ever seen so it wasn't a surpise to me. 2. The keyboard is just slightly smaller than I would have liked. But again, it is huge in comparrison to the minute keyboard on the 8830. In fact this post was placed using the Droid. The email app also doesn't seem to support rulesets, but again this isn't a huge issue. The good attributes are simply too long to list. The screen is amazing! And video plays with seemingly HD quality. The unit is very responsive and I am generally in love with it. I cannot as of yet give an accurate account of battery life as today is the first day of a full charge, but I will let you know later. Pics follow, sorry for their quality. I only had access to a camera phone. ;) image image image image image image image image image image

Blades, Culture, & Shells

{Use of Weapons}Img100 Well I finally finished Joe Abercrombie's Best Served Cold. About three-quarters of the way through and I started getting really pissed with Mr. Abercrombie and the somewhat predictable nature to which he tends to place in his stories. But alas, he has redeemed himself and the ending of Best Served Cold was far far better than the so-called ending of the First Law Trilogy. He still tends to have an issue with leaving characters alive that probably should have died, but honestly this novel is filled with death. So characters not dying was against the grain. I have to say that I will read anything else that Mr. Abercrombie produces. On a second note, I have started reading after much delay, Use of Weapons by the great Iain M. Banks. This marks the third in the Culture series, which has taken its place as being the best Sci-Fi series that I have read ever. I have only gotten about 50 pages deep into it, but I cannot tell you how nice it was to bridge the gap from epic fantasy to space opera in one day. It was like a long awaited homecoming. More on this novel later. I have managed to finally come to terms with Windows Vista. I replaced the shell. Yes in the 90's fashion of Win200 and XP I tried several old favorites (Litestep, BB4Win) and some new ones (Geo-Shell, Object Desktop) but it was SharpE that grabbed my attention. SharpE is a very polished and usable shell that can be used without heavy customization, although some tweaking won't hurt at all. If anyone is fed up with the default Windows shell environment, the window manager for those in the know, then I highly recommend SharpE!

The Pirate Bay is being Sold

400px-Skull_and_crossbones.svg After years of constant legal battles, the guys behind The Pirate Bay are selling one of the world’s most popular internet sites for just under 8 million dollars according to the website’s own blog and Ars Technica. The reasoning behind the sale, from what I can gleam from the blog and a the Twits from one site admin, Peter Sunde Kolmisoppi, is extreme burnout.

And honestly, who can blame them? For six years these guys have been around providing the world with not just the best torrent tracker on the web, but also a continuing front line for digital freedom. And according to Kolmisoppi, only TPB is being sold, the other apps and websites that the group owns will remain intact.

What sort of impact will this have on the torrent scene in general? Well, it is hard to say but this is definitely not the first time that the p2p subculture has seen things turned on its ear. So most likely, things will continue on with another website rising up from the ranks to fill the void.

It might mark the end of an era, however, the fall of TPB might just signify the drop in widespread pirating of media, especially as more and more legally free streaming routes become availiable (hulu, last.fm, pandora, etc.). But ultimately only time will tell.

The Dice-O-Matic

 

This is a 7 foot tall, 104 pound dice rolling machine capable of processing 1.3 dice rolls per day. It is really quite impressive… dare I day a thing a beauty?

Dan Ariely talks Behavioral Economics at TED

Can Mushrooms Save the World??

An absolutely amazing talk by mycologist Paul Stamets at the TED conference where he lists 6 ways that the mycelium fungus can help save the world. A must watch!

Time Warner Cable is a Bunch of Cocks

Well it seems that TWC is at it again. This time by trying to outlaw city owned ISPs in North 1208467896-56636_full Carolina. Basically this is the deal, TWC got their panties in a know because their tiered billing plan fell through. This caused them to evidently pull the DOCSIS 3.0 testing from the floor citing that it was a part of CBB (Content Based Billing). (OK guys, that was fucking shady and for more of it hit the link.)

But now, they are trying to lobby against community owned ISPs stating that they cannot turn a profit when in competition against them. This seems like an open market to me but who the fuck cares, what the people of Wilson, NC did is a geeks wet dream. There lowest package of digital cable bundled with 10MBS UP&DOWN was $35! Their highest package was $300 a month but it is 100MBS up and down. Anyway, TWC evidently has a tree lodged in their urethra to try and pull some fucked up shite like this.

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Read more about it from these links (they get into more detail but not as fun).

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  • Read - DailyTech article
  • Read - IndyWeek article
  • Read - Greenlight home page
  • Read - Save NC Broadband blog