So yesterday I added some more books to my Sony Ereader, nothing special. I use Calibre as my EBook management software for reasons that are apparent to anyone who has used the Sony Reader Library, it fucking sucks.
So after transferring my files and disconnecting the USB cable, the Ereader could no longer read the SD card. OK, no real big deal, I’ll format the card and replace the books on it, it was getting bloated with read books anyway. I thought the SD might not be loading properly because of a corrupt .lrf file in it. So I had reloaded it and put it the device main memory.
Five minutes later and the now, the Ereader not only doesn’t see the SD card, it is stuck in a perpetual loop of starting up! So now the damn thing is not reading it’s memory or the SD card. This must be a corrupt file somewhere, so I deleted the media.xml files I found on the main memory, and reformatted the SD card as FAT. Still no good. OK, now I’m panicking.
I downloaded the firmware app for the Ereader and attempted to update that thinking the device just needed a swift kick in the pants and it would be working fine. Well, Sony’s firmware update tool would not update because it was already the latest version. Now I’m mad.
There is a typical pinhole Reset back on the device. So I push that in with a lead pencil, and restart it. No progress. Well after a bit of research, that you MobileRead forums, there is a fucking 2 nanosecond window after the “Starting…” screen disappears that you can stick a USB cable into it and it will go the USB connected page.
After 20 minutes of what I will refer to as practice for the Big Show, I finally had it connected. I deleted everything I could find, disconnected and restarted the Ereader. It started! A glimmer of hope in this nightmare of a situation! IT WASN’T BRICKED YET!
So now I fired Calibre back up connected the device spent a crap load of time updating meta data and cover art and all sorts of shit for the books I was going to put on there and sent them over.
It fucked up again…
Well at this point I’m certain that the issue is Calibre, so I figure I will just reconnect and then use the Sony app to load the books. After 10 minutes of practice, I manage to make the 2 nanosecond window and get the device connected. Wiped the memory, formatted the SD card. Started the Sony Library app.
Unhandled Exception.
Uninstalled Sony Library crap. Downloaded it. installed it, had to make that 2 nanosecond window again because evidently Sony doesn’t like the device plugged in at this time. Then used the app to pass my ebooks over to the Ereader. At this point I was already browsing for other Ereaders just in case this shit all failed and I broke the damn device over my knee in a fit of tech induced rage.
Surprisingly everything worked like it should for once, and I tentatively unplugged the Ereader and said a little prayer to Hermes, The Dude, He Who Makes Tech Work, and others and unplugged the Ereader and restarted it. For the first time in about 3 hours, it started without issue amd I was happy once again.
The moral of the story? Fucking update Calibre when it tell you to.