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Windup Girl Wound me up

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This past weekend I finished Paolo Bacigalupi’s The Windup Girl from NightShade Books. I’ve waited a bit to write this because I wanted to let the story settle some and I didn’t want to write on that initial lump in my throat that might have made this a much more angry posting.

So to the setting, not the story the setting. Mr. Bacigalupi’s setting in The Windup Girl is a mish-mash of several sub-genres that can be described best as a post-environmental-dystopian-steampunk-future. At first, it does not sound like it can work but believe me it does. The story is set in a Thailand after a series of global viruses, oil shortages, pestilence, war, etc. Essentially a series of global calamities has reverted the world back to a closed door policy across the globe. But this is not a Victorian steampunk novel, and as such there is a whole cluster of generippers, virologists, and bionetic engineers who are trying to genetically re-engineer crops to be plague resistant. This type of science brings us around to the title name, The Windup Girl. A windup is a vat grown humanoid genetically engineered to pick up the gap left in the workforce after a century of disease and famine has nullified them. Some windups are engineered with 10 arms as very efficient crop pickers, some are military units designed for war. A windup girl therefore is a whore, typically of Japanese make (because the Japanese are always ahead in weird sex-tech I guess). Regardless of their type a windup is naturally resistant to the various plagues and famines that have befallen the world, but they are infertile. And more importantly, windup girls are made for beauty, meaning their skin lack pores, so they overheat. And so they can be told from the regular people they have a natural shutter-stop motion to their movements that I imagine would be like watching bad stop motion animation.

Instead of a heavy reliance on steam power, and as an inferior answer to the lack of oil based fuels, almost everything is ran from ‘kink-springs.’ Yeah everything is spring based. I know it sounds fishy now, but trust me, Bacigalupi pulls it off, and well.

There was a lot of trepidation involved starting this book initially, but the setting really saved me from this, and I am glad it did. I went in blind, however, not knowing much about this book aside from the recent Nebula award nod. That was probably a mistake, I should have looked a little more into the book before grabbing it up. So for your sake here is the shit you need to know:

  • this story is not an environmental dystopian parlaying the fears of current world bullshit
  • this setting is an environmental dystopian parlaying the fears of current world bullshit
  • the setting is awesome… you will love it
  • this is an identity searching story
  • there are no Mary Sue’s (can’t stand them)
  • it does get exciting in the last quarter of the book

The story here left me feeling a little disappointed, it’s not that great. And when you have it standing up in comparison to the amazing setting that is woven through the book, and the Nebula win, it is just downright lacking. This is not to say that the story is bad, just that you can tell that Mr. Bacigalupi has spent far more time in the setting, having at least two other short stories in this world and I would imagine at least one of his unpublished novels falls in this category as well. Some of the side plots seemed to be more woven around the setting as opposed to the main plot line, you know who you are Jaidee. Basically his time was spent making the world and it shows. This book would have rocked my world if he had played to that more I think.

Overall I think you should read this book if you like dystopians, or Dick-ensian futures. If you are looking for a griping environmental thriller read it. If you have never heard of Paolo Bacigalupi and have never read his short stories, put the book down and read his short stories, primarily The Calorie Man and Yellow Card Man find them both here. If you haven’t read either of these and are not a dystopian fan run to the store and find those stories.

I give it a 3/5 for story and a 5/5 for setting.

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So I have stepped up my fiction intake somewhat and have finally started reading epubs on my Motorola Droid last 129131week. I have been using the Word-Player app (QR Link to the right) as my primary reader and I love it. The format lends itself very well to short fiction and I read a number of shorts on it last week. I also started The State of the Art by Iain M. Banks on it last Friday and have been very pleased with it so far. I can’t tell you how refreshing it is to 51D5wpcgF1Lget back to the Culture series.

I also signed up for Audible last week and started listening to Feed by Mira 6381205Grant thanks to the new Audible Android app that is in beta.  I’m really digging Feed as it is set post  zombie infection and followers a trio of bloggers through a presidential campaign fraught with, what else, zombies.

In addition to these I am reading Gail Carriger’s first novel, Soulless. This is a quirky Victorian steampunk supernatural detective story that is very enjoyable so far.

Tragedy Averted!

sony-prs505-image So yesterday I added some more books to my Sony Ereader, nothing special. I use Calibre as my EBook management software for reasons that are apparent to anyone who has used the Sony Reader Library, it fucking sucks.

So after transferring my files and disconnecting the USB cable, the Ereader  could no longer read the SD card. OK, no real big deal, I’ll format the card and replace the books on it, it was getting bloated with read books anyway. I thought the SD might not be loading properly because of a corrupt .lrf file in it. So I had reloaded it and put it the device main memory.

Five minutes later and the now, the Ereader not only doesn’t see the SD card, it is stuck in a perpetual loop of starting up! So now the damn thing is not reading it’s memory or the SD card. This must be a corrupt file somewhere, so I deleted the media.xml files I found on the main memory, and reformatted the SD card as FAT. Still no good. OK, now I’m panicking.pissed-off-kitty

I downloaded the firmware app for the Ereader and attempted to update that thinking the device just needed a swift kick in the pants and it would be working fine. Well, Sony’s firmware update tool would not update because it was already the latest version. Now I’m mad. 

There is a typical pinhole Reset back on the device. So I push that in with a lead pencil, and restart it. No progress. Well after a bit of research, that you MobileRead forums, there is a fucking 2 nanosecond window after the “Starting…” screen disappears that you can stick a USB cable into it and it will go the USB connected page.

After 20 minutes of what I will refer to as practice for the Big Show, I finally had it connected. I deleted everything I could find, disconnected and restarted the Ereader. It started! A glimmer of hope in this nightmare of a situation! IT WASN’T BRICKED YET!

So now I fired Calibre back up connected the device spent a crap load of time updating meta data and cover art and all sorts of shit for the books I was going to put on there and sent them over.

It fucked up again…

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Well at this point I’m certain that the issue is Calibre, so I figure I will just reconnect and then use the Sony app to load the books. After 10 minutes of practice, I manage to make the 2 nanosecond window and get the device connected. Wiped the memory, formatted the SD card. Started the Sony Library app.

Unhandled Exception.

Uninstalled Sony Library crap. Downloaded it. installed it, had to make that 2 nanosecond window again because evidently Sony doesn’t like the device plugged in at this time. Then used the app to pass my ebooks over to the Ereader.  At this point I was already browsing for other Ereaders just in case this shit all failed and I broke the damn device over my knee in a fit of tech induced rage.

Surprisingly everything worked like it should for once, and I tentatively unplugged the Ereader and said a little prayer to Hermes, The Dude, He Who Makes Tech Work, and others and unplugged the Ereader and restarted it. For the first time in about 3 hours, it started without issue amd I was happy once again.

The moral of the story? Fucking update Calibre when it tell you to.

How to Tie your Shoes Properly

This speaks for itself really. A pretty neat video from Runner’s World on tying your shoelaces correctly.

ISC Charges Arise From EU

Tuesday the International Cuttlefish Society (ISC) was implicated in a massive money laundering and tax evasion scheme that touched virtually every government in Europe. Sources say that the ISC had worked in coordination with various crime lords of Ukraine and Russia in an attempt to launder billions of dollars through local European aquariums and zoos in exchange for cooperation during what it described as the "end of all ends, the day His Worshipful Death would arise from his eternal slumber."

Apparently, the ISC was merely a cover for some sort of underworld cult hell bent on world destruction, but as of yet we have been unable to tie them with any particular religious order. Some have said that they are a front for a fictional group known as the Cult of Cthulhu based on the writings of H.P. Lovecraft, but that cannot be confirmed.

The ISC was laundering money for the gangsters by funneling it through various aquariums DSC_0064 and zoos as bloated charges for cuttlefish, cuttlefish care, and supplies. Since the ISC possesses a basic monopoly on cuttlefish breeding programs and cuttlefish skin harvesting, used by scientists, everyone attributed the gross increases to the global recession.

Representatives from the ISC were unreachable for comment, but followers and members world wide have been seen wearing tentacled masks and sporting large ceremonial daggers. 

"Some people are getting nervous," said an aquarium worker that wishes to remain anonymous, "cuttlefish are starting to disappear. And those people are everywhere!" Reporters for Al-Jazeera cornered one masked man who screamed, "Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!" before the reporter, cameraman, and producer were all stabbed to death and their bodies dragged kelso_42off. The same phrase has turned up at several aquariums in the Mediterranean region, especially in Spain and Greece, painted in blood near entrances.

In a seemingly unrelated issue, thousands of ocean geologists are baffled by the apparent appearance of a previously uncharted island in the Pacific basin. The island evidently has what can only be described as non-euclidean buildings intact. Some are calling this the lost Atlantis, and many are making the pilgrimage there now.

Meet Molly The Black Mouth Cur

So I brought the stray that has been living in my garage to the vet yesterday shelling out enough money for me to say that this dog is mine and mine alone. Molly, as she was named on the way to the vet yesterday, is a nine to ten month old Black Mouth Cur. For those of you not in the know, BMCs are very intelligent and fiercely loyal all around good dogs, that is actually a hybrid breed that the vet says, “suffers from hybrid vigor.” In other words, she is loving, sweet, kind, protective, brave, and not scared of shit (as further evidenced from the many scars she has from being a former hog dog).

Molly was breed by a hunting dog breeder down the road and was sold as a pup to a man about 5 miles away some 6 months ago. She wandered back into our neck of the woods about 4 weeks ago flea ridden and on the brink of starvation. I took to feeding her after the kids started playing with her and Maggie, our 10 month old beagle, took a liking to her. Since then she has put on about 3 or four inches around the neck and you can’t see her hip bones anymore. She weighed in yesterday at 56.2 lbs. and has a lot of room to grow.

The wife, kids, and I all agree that she is a wonderful dog and just couldn’t stand to see her suffer any longer. So without further ado here is Molly.

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Dogs, Fantasy, & Jawas

So it has been awhile since the last post and some interesting developments have occurred. I am now officially back running a dedicated Linux server 24/7 and I absolutely love it! I installed the Ubuntu Minimum release (about 9MB ISO file) and have slowly been adding the packages that I want. Of course it is running headless and my main interface is through a Putty SSH connection from my Vista work machine. My .screenrc file is working good and I am testing out the dvtm window manager used in conjunction with screen to split the screen up into several different dedicated boxes.

I have also been adopted by a sweet, and somewhat giant, stray dog that we have started calling “Marmaduke” or just Duke for short. She has been neglected for a while and was very thin and flea infested when she started showing up, so after a bath a flea pill and some food, she now guards the property outside. The kids also love her and she is content to simply sleep in the garage and do virtually nothing. Definitely my kind of dog. So on Monday Duke and I will be off to the vet for a checkup and a rabies vaccine. Then I imagine she will have a much needed thorough scrubbing and cleaning. Oh, and Maggie, the little beagle, is actually a better dog with her around. Duke will bark and Maggie will come flying out of no where and will actually stay near the house instead of running away for hours on end. All in all a wonderful dog.

I finished Joe Abercrombie’s altogether awesome First Law Trilogy and have started on the stand alone book from the same universe, Best Served Cold. So far I have not been disappointed. I hope to have it finished as well within the next week or so. And why so long you ask? Well, keep reading.

Along with everything else, Steven decided he wants to be a Jawa for Halloween, so Courtney has sewn up the cloak and been working on the gloves while I have to solder up some orange LEDs to mount into a mask for the eyes, and figure out how to make that little gun from the first movie. I think I have it figured out at least.

So that is pretty much it! Oh, and I am writing this with a CLI python based blog editor for Linux called charm. So if it comes out a little bit wonky, that’s why.

Singularity Rant on io9

ieee-spectrum-technological-singularity-thumb Analee Newitz has a pretty good rant about the uber-human singularity/post-singularity sci-fi that is abounding these days. I have to admit that I am a fan of the sub-genre and have read guys like Stross and Rucker who have had some heavy singularity books in the past. But I also read Neal Stephenson’s amazing Anathem, which Newitz marks as part of the anti-singularity trend.

Either way I am happy there are still trends within scifi for us all to get all pissy about. Honestly I tend to like a good singularity / uber-human story. Especially if my other choice is steampunk. To clarify, I am an amazing fan of the steampunk genre and movement, I have just not found a decent steampunk book as of yet. But I am still looking! So if there is a really good one out there please let me know, and don’t mention Gibson & Sterling’s The Difference Engine please.

The Pirate Bay is being Sold

400px-Skull_and_crossbones.svg After years of constant legal battles, the guys behind The Pirate Bay are selling one of the world’s most popular internet sites for just under 8 million dollars according to the website’s own blog and Ars Technica. The reasoning behind the sale, from what I can gleam from the blog and a the Twits from one site admin, Peter Sunde Kolmisoppi, is extreme burnout.

And honestly, who can blame them? For six years these guys have been around providing the world with not just the best torrent tracker on the web, but also a continuing front line for digital freedom. And according to Kolmisoppi, only TPB is being sold, the other apps and websites that the group owns will remain intact.

What sort of impact will this have on the torrent scene in general? Well, it is hard to say but this is definitely not the first time that the p2p subculture has seen things turned on its ear. So most likely, things will continue on with another website rising up from the ranks to fill the void.

It might mark the end of an era, however, the fall of TPB might just signify the drop in widespread pirating of media, especially as more and more legally free streaming routes become availiable (hulu, last.fm, pandora, etc.). But ultimately only time will tell.

Farscape Returning to DVD!!

farscape If you missed collecting “Farscape” on DVD during its initial release, we have good news for you.  The long out-of-print series is coming back to DVD this November.

The set will be launched at a panel at this year’s San Diego Comic-Con and is being picked up by A&E Home Video.  The set will celebrate the 10th anniversary of the show.

When a freak accident during an experimental space mission catapulted Astronaut John Crichton (Ben Browder) across a thousand galaxies to an alien battlefield, a cult classic was born with the epic, adventure-filled TV series Farscape. The award-winning fan favorite show, which ran from 1999-2003 on Sci Fi and was named by TV Guide as one of television’s best cult shows ever, is about to blast off again on DVD courtesy of a pact between A&E Home Entertainment and The Jim Henson Company.

Blasting off in November 2009, as the show marks its 10th Anniversary, the treasure of the newly re-packaged DVD line will feature a Farscape home entertainment first: THE COMPLETE SERIES MEGASET. Never before available in one package, A&E Home Entertainment brings together all four out-of-this-world seasons with countless hours of absorbing bonus programming featuring multiple commentaries, interviews with cast and crew, behind-the-scenes featurettes and much more! Single season collector’s sets will also be released, offering genre fans of all walks the opportunity to sample this superlative sci-fi classic.

To launch this eagerly-anticipated re-release, there will be a Farscape panel convening at this year’s Comic-Con International in San Diego. Executive producer Brian Henson, creator Rockne O’Bannon, and stars Ben Browder and Claudia Black (Officer Aeryn Sun) will be in attendance to discuss their favorite moments from the series and the DVD re-release.

From Slice of Scifi

Jacko Fans Killing Themselves?? I Smell Darwin!

smoking-gunAccording to an article on Spike.com some hard-core Michael Jackson fans are committing  suicide in the wake of his unexpected death last week. Are you fucking serious? I don’t have to be politically correct here so here goes…

If for any moment you have thought about committing suicide for any reason please get help! Please call 1-800-SUICIDE or 1-800-273-TALK and let someone more rational than you try and stop you.

However, if after you fail to think that you are not mentally ill or that you aren’t going to call in the first damn place, then please shut the fuck up and pull the god damn trigger. This is Darwin at work. One less crazed stalking fan intent on death is fine by me and probably would have made that fucking sick pedophile you idolized happy too.

“<GASP!!> OMFG!! He did not just write that!! He doesn’t understand!”

Well you’re right, I have a really hard time understanding neurosis as twisted as yours. So am I being heartless and inconsiderate? I don’t think so. I think you are being irrational and delusional, and trying to place garner even more attention for yourselves, stealing away attention form the people that really matter, his family(read: kids).

And just to make this a proper rant, will the media please stop reporting on stupid shit like  this? I realize there is a dark humor factor with this story, otherwise I wouldn’t have read it, but my god people. Let these poor delusional neurotics go out in a blaze of glory with Billie Jean.

Whatever happens these people are either Honorable Mentions or winners of the Darwin Award. He would be proud.