Tentacled Monkey is the online web presence of Brian Murphy, aka MurfMan. Here you will find a bunch of crap that he tends to find mildly interesting.
“For 300 years the Murphy Clan has been involved in Global economics and intra-stellar travel. This has been much to the horror of their rank and file who consider such endeavors ultimately negative on the Irish viewpoint of lager and guns. Nevertheless the powers that be has continually traded beer and DNA with galactic travelers from afar. The unfortunate result is a complete and utter lack of understanding from whence they came. In fact, many of them will come only in order to determine if they came from anywhere. (This as most people know is highly amusing since members are sterile unless forced into contact with a certain radio-isotope that has been lost for the last 50 years.)
However, it seems that one has reproduced in a rather spectacular fashion with a local bird (the gall) and produced another in the rank and file of Clan Murphy. Thankfully this one seems to be more in the lines of normality, but only time will tell if the lineages odd DNA will surface during pubescent years.
Alpha Murphy in this domicile is a weird quirky individual given to fits of extreme laziness and coupled with an intense desire to copulate at will. His Omega figure is a beautiful local girl that is really a member of a parasitic race of doppelgangers hell bent on controlling the world through obfuscation. Needless to say their union is a happy one, if not eventful.”
Does anyone read this?
