Jacko Fans Killing Themselves?? I Smell Darwin!

smoking-gunAccording to an article on Spike.com some hard-core Michael Jackson fans are committing  suicide in the wake of his unexpected death last week. Are you fucking serious? I don’t have to be politically correct here so here goes…

If for any moment you have thought about committing suicide for any reason please get help! Please call 1-800-SUICIDE or 1-800-273-TALK and let someone more rational than you try and stop you.

However, if after you fail to think that you are not mentally ill or that you aren’t going to call in the first damn place, then please shut the fuck up and pull the god damn trigger. This is Darwin at work. One less crazed stalking fan intent on death is fine by me and probably would have made that fucking sick pedophile you idolized happy too.

“<GASP!!> OMFG!! He did not just write that!! He doesn’t understand!”

Well you’re right, I have a really hard time understanding neurosis as twisted as yours. So am I being heartless and inconsiderate? I don’t think so. I think you are being irrational and delusional, and trying to place garner even more attention for yourselves, stealing away attention form the people that really matter, his family(read: kids).

And just to make this a proper rant, will the media please stop reporting on stupid shit like  this? I realize there is a dark humor factor with this story, otherwise I wouldn’t have read it, but my god people. Let these poor delusional neurotics go out in a blaze of glory with Billie Jean.

Whatever happens these people are either Honorable Mentions or winners of the Darwin Award. He would be proud.

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